Autobiography (poem)

Lazy and dogged determination Bitch with a nice streak An intellectual of the most stupid kind A skinny fat A thick slim A simple girl who wants glamorous things A pretty lady with an ugly mustache A quiet one who wants to be heard The shrinking boisterous one Have you ever met a loudmouth who…

Things Better Than Going on Another Date with Someone You Met Online (poem)

Farting Taking the 2 hour train ride to sit on your mom’s couch and eat rice & beans Talking shit with your coworkers on Friday afternoons because you can’t punch out yet Reading Playing pirated Sims 2 on your too old laptop Watching Chewing Gum for the millionth time in the sweatpants you were in…